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Created on 2007-04-26 10:30:26 (#12813926), last updated 2007-09-01
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Basic Info| Name: | condomhead |
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| Birthdate: | 1989-02-13 |
| Location: | Philippines |
BioHow I came to be? My parents had sex that's what. Just kidding. This is the true story. One day Louis Lane wanted dimsum. Clark Kent overheard this and decided to impress Louis by going all the way to China to serve her the best in the world. By the time he got to China, he didnt' have a single yen on him. So he decided to give the vendor "free service" as payment.
Once he got his dimsum, he went back to America and never thought of me ever again. Now, for the vendor, my mother, nine months later she found out I wasn't entirely normal. Afraid of my superhuman powers she dumped me in a dump by a wet market. And my present mom who was having a vacation then saw me and picked me up.
Once he got his dimsum, he went back to America and never thought of me ever again. Now, for the vendor, my mother, nine months later she found out I wasn't entirely normal. Afraid of my superhuman powers she dumped me in a dump by a wet market. And my present mom who was having a vacation then saw me and picked me up.
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art, black hair, books, bubbles, bugging people, cracks, cute girls, green stuff, herb cream cheese, keren olisa, maroon blood, museums, odd people, pictures, piggyback rides, playing god, rats, seesaws, sexy legs, sugar, sunsets, white paper, witty men
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